tfln (prompts & overflow)

Because I usually pass out before these ever really get started... merp.
PROMPTS:
1. I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
2. All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
3. Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for the new year.
4. He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
5. I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most women would leap at this opportunity.
6. Wildcard!
2. All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
3. Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for the new year.
4. He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
5. I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most women would leap at this opportunity.
6. Wildcard!